Aloha!

Well don't I feel silly. Turns out we were at a cheap airport motel last night in a place called Oakland. We got on yet another airplane this morning & I got crammed under Woman's seat for another five hours but I must say, I was quite pleased with the results.


May I introduce you to my new bachelor pad in Honolulu? Wait a minute, what the devil am I wearing? How cliché, woman. Normally I would demand her to take it off but I believe I'll let this one slide.

Oh dear, I believe I've already been infected with that nasty little bug they call the "Aloha Spirit". Maybe I can ward it off with a good pee in her suitcase.