What the bloody hell is this thing around my neck? Dog's may be color blind but I can tell it's pink from the look on Jerry's face. Does that woman think I'm gay?
Ugh. I'll be in my room watching "High School Musical". That Zac Efron is such a delight.
Don't mind the mess; Woman has been packing up a storm. I do hope she's moving out.
Goonie was born without two nickels to rub together in a small town in the South. One of six siblings, Goonie set himself apart at an early age as a performer. He moved to NYC to pursue his career as a ballerina. Sadly, he possessed no training or even raw talent and instead became a coat check boy at a popular nightclub. He finally got his big break on a televised talent show as a stand up comedian and has performed at many local comedy clubs with mediocre success. Goonie likes Pina Coladas & getting caught in the rain. Goonie hates girls who are teases.
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