Monday, August 27, 2007

Rubbish

Oh, looky-loo. We're having a rummage sale. How very suburban housewife of Woman, despite the fact that we live in New York City. One of the boroughs, sure, but none the less. What's next? Will we be moving to a Jersey suburb, trade in our MetroCards for a Subaru Outback & dress the kids in matching alligator shirts? Hmmm?


Oh, am I supposed to be a guard dog or something? Er, Woof Woof! No five finger discounts for you lot! What does this bandanna say? "Not for Sale"? Oh, bravo, woman. Very original. Someone must have been up all night to come up with that one.

2 comments:

Ruby Bleu said...

Hi Goonie...
My name is Ruby, nice to meet you! So how much money did you make on the garage sale? Did you keep a percentage of the profits for snackies???

Stop by my blog sometime! Lots of licks, Ruby

Marilyn said...

Goonie, I'm sure you helped Woman with the garage sale by artfully arranging the merchandise, right? I can't wait to see what happens next!!!