Cuz-tastic

So, Woman came home from dinner the other night where she met some of her Woof friends in real-life person, not in a chat room for once. She told me Pepito sent me a new cuz. I had to pretend to be sweet to get it from her. (Look at her pasty leg. Pepito should have sent her a bottle of self tanner instead.)


Thank you for the cuz Pepito. It tastes like rubber, just the way I like it. I don't know what the card says because I'm a dog & can't read. (I blog by telekinesis.)


The next morning, Woman left to go on a business trip. I waited to make sure she really left.


I was going to invite one of my girlfriends, Jenny, over to party but I couldn't remember her number. I believe it's something like 867-5309 but I got distracted when my neighbor Bruce started mowing his yard. I wonder what gym he goes to.


Are you looking at my double chin? I have got to find a good waxer.