Start spreading the news...

I believe it's time to face the facts... I think we may be moving.
Oh, what shall become of me?


Okay, I'm over it. Thank goodness we had ice cream in the house. I better get started on my correspondence.


To all of my girlfriends, if you are reading this than you are very smart for dogs. Anywho, I'm afraid it's over between all of us. I'm about as into long distance relationships as I am monogamy. Ha ha!

To my dear neighbor Bruce, how do you get your abs so defined? Do you use some kind of abs machine? Please let me know right away.

XOXO,

da Goon