Well Woman started a new job this week. Which is good because it means she's out of my hair and Jerry can focus on my puppy massages...
But also bad because sometimes, the scary window monster eats my racquetball & no one is here to stick their hand in it's mouth to retrieve it for me. You know, because I don't have thumbs. Not because I'm scared or anything. Because I'm not.
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Congrats to Woman! What job did she start? Where are you living Goon-dog?
Goonie was born without two nickels to rub together in a small town in the South. One of six siblings, Goonie set himself apart at an early age as a performer. He moved to NYC to pursue his career as a ballerina. Sadly, he possessed no training or even raw talent and instead became a coat check boy at a popular nightclub. He finally got his big break on a televised talent show as a stand up comedian and has performed at many local comedy clubs with mediocre success. Goonie likes Pina Coladas & getting caught in the rain. Goonie hates girls who are teases.
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Congrats to Woman! What job did she start? Where are you living Goon-dog?
goon- does woman like da jobby-job?
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