You put the lime in the coconut...

To my female admirers:

If you like Pina Coladas, and getting sand in your face.
Come see me on the North Shore. I found the perfect place.


Unhand my coconut, Jerry! I'm trying to impress the ladies with my mixology skills! From the looks of Woman in a bathing suit, I believe you've made her her share of Pina Coladas.