Does not play well with others...

When Woman told me she hired me a person trainer I was so ecstatic that she was finally taking my dream of having ripped abs seriously. I spent all morning waxing & picking out a harness to wear to meet my trainer. I had visions of hunky local with a Chuck Norris body and a face like Brad Pitt. Imagine my surprise when Marie showed up. And was she interested in my abs? No! Woman told her I needed behavioral training because I'm anti-social. It's called being aloof & many find it intriguing. Spend all the money on training you want, Woman, I'll never be a common butt sniffer.