Turkey Day

Death to all turkeys!

Woman made us walk all the way to Zippy's to pick up take-out turkey dinners & then down to Waikiki for a picnic.

If she is too lazy to cook Thanksgiving dinner for us, the least she could do is go pick it up herself. Am I right?

Jerry passed out from the effort. He nearly died.

After our store bought dinners, we walked down by the marina.

I dug a hole in the sand...

And then I urinated in it! Ha! I bet you didn't see that coming!

Here's the pervert who takes photos of people urinating. Yes, that is Woman. She finally dares to show her face.

On a whim, I decided to banish the sun. It just acts so smug sometimes.

Begone!

Oh my. That actually worked! I wonder what other powers I possess?

Maybe I should try to summon up some cute sailors...