2008 Resolutions

Well, it's 2008 so I reckon I should make some resolutions. (We're watching the newest installment of Lonesome Dove so I'm using words like reckon.)

Obviously, my first resolution is to inflict bodily harm on Woman.


Resolution two is to get a minimum of fifteen hours of sleep a day.


Resolution Three: Reduce carbs until I see a reduction in the size of my behind.


And finally, this is the year I shall become the ULTIMATE FIGHTING CHAMPION!


There, that should do it.