Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Quarter-life Crisis

Well, yesterday I turned three. Ugh, I feel so ancient. Thank goodness I don't look a day over eighteen months.

Woman & Jerry threw me a surprise party. The big surprise was that no one else showed up. What wasn't surprising was the pink tiara Woman made me wear. I really do hate her.

Woman made a chicken & oatmeal cake with peanut butter frosting. Here I am licking off the frosting. I'm very dainty like that.

Umm, then I may have gotten a bit carried away but it was sooo worth it. I hope Woman & Jerry didn't expect me to share.

What? I've something on my face? Never mind, let's open presents.

Hang on! This isn't an iPhone! What does a dog have to do to get an iPhone around here?

Okay, that was fun. Let's go to the dog park so I can hit on some puppies & make myself feel better. I'll save the convertible for my mid-life crisis.

2 comments:

Megan said...

Happy Birthday Goonie!

--ZoeysRents

Murphy Dogg said...

Hi Goonie,

Oh, you got Pupcorn! Beware the evil Pupcorn! My Mama uses that stuff to lure me into doing all kinds of crazy stuff, because it's so good I'll do anything for it! I even wrote a blog post ALL ABOUT PUPCORN! It's incredible...

C-ya,
Murphy Dogg

P.S. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!