Puppy Party

So, last month Woman came home with a party invite for yours truly. Da Goon loves to party so I put on my favorite designer tee and was ready to go! Unfortunately, Woman felt compelled to carry me around in a baby carrier. It makes it tre difficult to meet babes when you yourself are in a baby carrier.


So we roll into the party and I realize that I have been duped. It was a puppy's birthday party! It was Danni's one year birthday and she recked of puppy breath. I nearly vomited in my mouth.


But she did have a good looking cake so I sucked it up & put on my happy face.


Before I got my cake, however, I had to watch Jerry eat a burger. Yes, that is how he eats. I think he was feral.


But, before I knew it, I had a moist delicious slice of cake laid out before me. I was totally excited but I kept my cool.


And since I still don't have an iPhone, I didn't even bother to look up the calorie count before diving in.

After all, it was just one bites worth. I could burn that off with a game of Wii Tennis.


So, overall, if I had to rate the day, I would give the smug little puppies a zero, Woman a negative five million & the cake a perfect ten.