Turkey Day Time Machine

I was watching a Michael J. Fox marathon & got the idea to pimp out our Honda Fit, go back in time, take Woman to the Under the Sea dance & post this on Thanksgiving Day three weeks after it actually happened.

Turkey: Check
Sides: Check
Side of Humiliation: CHECK


That was their spread. Here was mine. Please Woman, can I 'ave some more?


Wow. Six bites of turkey over dog food. I could eat better at a soup kitchen. But I was famished, so...


I ate it anyways. You know, because time travel makes you hungry.