Mele Kalikimaka!

Santa came.... and seems to have left his stupid hat behind. Senile old fart.


I'm too cool for this crap. Anywho, these are my presents and my new bed.


Now that that's out of the way it's iPhone time! Gimme gimme gimme!


WHERE'S MY iPHONE, WOMAN? Er, I mean Santa?


BALLS! It's nothing but balls! Why? Whyyyyyyy? I've been good-ish all year!


Oh well, I guess I got some decent swag. And my birthday is just a few weeks away, hint hint.


Mele Kalikimaka, y'all!