Monday, June 15, 2009

Don't Mess with Goonie

Woman went to Texas for ten days...


And all she brought me was this lame t-shirt.


Oh, and all of these other presents.


I can only imagine all of the horrible things she could pack into ten days.


She probably let young children play with guns.


Told some baby goats the secret ingredient in cabrito tacos.


Caught rides with strangers.


Made friends with cows...


Then stuffed her face with their brethren.


I can see her starting fires.


Breaking an old horse's spirit, not to mention it's back.


I can even imagine her adopting a sweet little burro in need of a good home.


Then letting her friends take turns beating it.


I mean sure, maybe the neighbors shot a coyote, but only Woman would string up a donkey.


I sure didn't miss her evil ways.


But I'll still take the presents.


Don't mess with Goonie!

11 comments:

Moo said...

Poor Goonie.. I know u wanted a piece of that burro!

Cheryl said...

You (Goonie) are damn funny, I love your sense of humor!

Alice said...

Just so you know, most of those presents were from ME!!!! Woman is a big ole liar if she told you otherwise.

Sichi said...

great dog))))funny)))

Bre said...

Most likely the cutest dog in the world. With, out course, a great sense of humor. Hehe this is brilliant.

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Jen Durham said...

That is soooo cute!

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Dani said...

my mom grew up in Texas
I personaly have never been there but my mom and dad were thinken about moving there some day
I would never go because I think it is to hot I like colder whether.

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