Don't Mess with Goonie

Woman went to Texas for ten days...


And all she brought me was this lame t-shirt.


Oh, and all of these other presents.


I can only imagine all of the horrible things she could pack into ten days.


She probably let young children play with guns.


Told some baby goats the secret ingredient in cabrito tacos.


Caught rides with strangers.


Made friends with cows...


Then stuffed her face with their brethren.


I can see her starting fires.


Breaking an old horse's spirit, not to mention it's back.


I can even imagine her adopting a sweet little burro in need of a good home.


Then letting her friends take turns beating it.


I mean sure, maybe the neighbors shot a coyote, but only Woman would string up a donkey.


I sure didn't miss her evil ways.


But I'll still take the presents.


Don't mess with Goonie!